So, I'm guessing by now, many of you have seen the new Coors product offering that has some sort of temperature change mechanism within the label that changes the colors of the mountains when the bottle is considered to be cold, and ready to consume...
What a break-through concept! how did we ever survive before?!
Its such a relief that I can FINALLY get an idea of the temperature of a Coors Light before the first piping hot sip hits my lips.
Oh wait a second!... as humans, we already have a built in method for checking something temperature by simply touching it with our bare hand! ...Idiots
You know what...while they are at it, why doesn't Coors release the worlds first can that lets you know when its empty!... 'cause god knows, the world has suffered enough agony over making our own determination based on the weight difference of a full can, vs. an empty can...
...as you were
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